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Telling David the Truth
And I'd be like, your nose actually isn't broken. You know why? That's really interesting. My favorite theory is— it's not really a theory, but it's like, it's when two things are coming towards each other that they never actually ever touch because the distance between them is always getting cut in half. So you're— you're so—
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He said he had some good theories. I mean, whatever. He broke a glass one night. At like 12:00 at night and I got really upset. So then the next day I had a whole night where I just watched Inception with him.
Oh, I thought he had a theory on the broken glass. I thought, so you're going to go into— like, that's— it's actually not broken. Can I tell you why? Like, I thought it was going to be like that. I would have punched my kid in the face.
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And I'd be like, your nose actually isn't broken. You know why? That's really interesting. My favorite theory is— it's not really a theory, but it's like, it's when two things are coming towards each other that they never actually ever touch because the distance between them is always getting cut in half. So you're— you're so—
like Reggie's dream.
No, not— but do you know what I mean? Like, if your fingers are from here to here, halfway is here, halfway is here, halfway is here, and you're always going halfway, so technically they never ever touch because where does— that doesn't add up. There's always…
This is super nerdy, but like, your cells and you're like— your atoms and molecules are made up of things that aren't touching. Like the electron's not touching the proton, not touching the neutron. They're all revolving in empty space. 90% of everything is e…