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Telling David the Truth

There's like a 40-minute car ride and like, yeah, at some point, at one point Natalie was like, I just don't get the whole space thing. Like, I'm really thinking, and I literally went, Natalie, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. We're going to see the biggest fucking celebrity in the entire world and I just shut the fuck up. I was so stressed out. I was so scared. And Natalie was like, right, right, I'm sorry. Like, we were all on the same page about how scary it was and we were just like We were like, and the best part is when you're, when you're, I've done this with like 30 different celebrities that I've gone to visit. Like every time I'm going to drive up to one, I'm like, imagine, like imagine he goes, hey, we're going to Peru right now. You want to get on our yacht? And like, I run through all these stories on like how this can possibly go. And I was telling Natalie, I'm like, I can't leave the country because I'm DACA. But I was like, Natalie, if he like fucking asks us to go to like fucking, uh, you know, Belize right now, or like fucking, we, we should go, right? We'll get on the plane and we'll deal with immigration stuff later. And Natalie was like, I mean, yeah, I guess. Yeah. Leo asked, like we should leave the country. And like, we were going through all these fucking scenarios in our head. We're like, yeah, yeah. And it was just like, we were so fucking nervous. And then we got there and it was like, dude, it's just like, it's crazy. Like when that, like the second you get to hang out with a celebrity and that like that wall breaks or like that tension breaks, like he opened the door for us and his dog got out. So he had to go chase his dog. Like, and that's where you go, oh my God, this is fucking real. It's the guy from the Titanic. This is the Wolf of Wall Street. He's fucking— he's here at his house just fucking chilling, like, and he's the fucking nicest guy. He's so nice.

November 3, 202010:05David
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Jason9:03
Yeah.
David9:04
Yeah. And I run into the office and there's like 3 or 4 of you there. This was months ago. This is like a year ago maybe. And I run into the office and as, as he's talking, I go, Leo DiCaprio's on the fucking phone with me. And Jason goes, shut up. And then w…
Natalie10:00
Yeah, I was like, oh my God. Like, just like, I was like, I get nervous. I start being like, Ooh, like I started singing weird.
David10:05
There's like a 40-minute car ride and like, yeah, at some point, at one point Natalie was like, I just don't get the whole space thing. Like, I'm really thinking, and I literally went, Natalie, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. We're going to see the biggest fucking celebrity in the entire world and I just shut the fuck up. I was so stressed out. I was so scared. And Natalie was like, right, ri…
Natalie11:36
Yeah. When we first pulled up, we heard like kids run, like screaming from like the house, like yelling, playing, whatever. And we're like, are we at the right house? Because we like just didn't anticipate that. And like, he had like family over and like a bu…
David11:50
yeah, it was just like— it was just so crazy. And we're just like, I can't believe we're just like the guy that's fucking in Titanic, Django Unchained, The Revenant, Wolf of Wall Street, like fucking Inception. We're just fucking right here, just hanging out…
Jason12:08
Was he joking around with you and stuff?