Telling David the Truth

I met him like, oh, so this is how it happened. Another celebrity of my— like, now I can talk about the story because I've always been holding this, but another celebrity friend of mine like called me one day and he's like, hey, I'd like you to meet one of my friends. And I was like, okay, cool. I was like, it's probably his little sister, like he probably wants me to say hi to his little sister or his niece or something. And then he gives the phone to his friend and he goes, hey David, it's Leonardo DiCaprio. I go, what the fuck? And I'm like, hi. And, and as— and then he like— and then he starts talking to me about something and like I put myself on mute And I run into the office and Jay, I think you were there.