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Telling Best Friend She Cheated
This is the craziest joke that you have just stretched so far. Yeah, dude is a fucking inch shorter than you. No, it is the craziest. And this is the kind of bullshit that he'll weave. He'll like a tweet. He'd like that tweet once of me with the cat with the milk in his face. I still get DMs about it. I still get— and I literally came in here that one time and he goes, Jay, I'm sorry, man. He's like, but I had to hear about that.
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And all the girls, all the girls in the house, Ella, Taylor, Natalie, were like, oh my God, you look fucking stunning. Like everybody. And Ilya was like feeling himself. Ilya went up to the mirror and he was like so happy to finally not be 5'6" and fucking— h…
What were they, lifts? Yeah, but like platform shoes.
It's like, imagine you get Dr. Scholl's times 8 and you put them in your— Yeah, it looked like he had heels on.
This is the craziest joke that you have just stretched so far. Yeah, dude is a fucking inch shorter than you. No, it is the craziest. And this is the kind of bullshit that he'll weave. He'll like a tweet. He'd like that tweet once of me with the cat with the milk in his face. I still get DMs about it. I still get— and I literally came in here that one time and he goes, Jay, I'm sorry, man. He's l…
Yeah, can I see it again? It's so funny.
There was a picture of this cat with milk all over his face. It was just— looks so gross. And someone tweeted it and they're like, doesn't, doesn't this look like the old guy from David's vlog? And I liked it, like, knowing that it would do a lot better after…
86,000. I still get DMs to this day.