Telling Best Friend She Cheated

I asked him to do it.

Damn. Would you be bummed if I replaced— like, I would obviously have to get a new podcast co-host for sure. Like, would it bum you out that I would already have someone lined up, like, even before you died?

In the hospital bed, me telling him, remember, he loves to talk about food. His vocabulary is not too good. He's still waiting for a girlfriend.

You nailed it.

Oh, okay.

Yeah, probably jokes.