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Telling Best Friend She Cheated
And it's like, it's like Reggie, Reggie will go, Reggie will go, do you have a picture of your dick? And they'll send 3 pictures of their dick and then they'll respond, do you have a picture of booty? And then Reggie will send a picture of booty. Like, it's fucking insane. No, like, you don't have no idea. Like, it's that fast. And, and I was going, I was looking at Reggie's Grindr yesterday and all the messages went out at 3:30 in the morning. He sent out a group of like 7 of them. Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, at 3:30 in the morning. It's fucking crazy. Like, it's not even like— and there's no small talk. And then you went to one yesterday, right?
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It's banned on my iCloud and phone number.
Okay, so listen, I was reading these— I was reading these messages, and it's not like— it's not at all like pickup lines. It's— explain it.
It's strictly straight Forward, just it's not straight hooking up.
And it's like, it's like Reggie, Reggie will go, Reggie will go, do you have a picture of your dick? And they'll send 3 pictures of their dick and then they'll respond, do you have a picture of booty? And then Reggie will send a picture of booty. Like, it's fucking insane. No, like, you don't have no idea. Like, it's that fast. And, and I was going, I was looking at Reggie's Grindr yesterday and…
Yes.
And it was like a straight up— I'm telling you, it's a dick appointment. Like, as if you were going to the doctor and the guy was like, okay, pull your pants down, let's do it. It's like that.
It doesn't just make so much more sense than the other way. It makes all the time you waste on a dating app where you're like, but I feel like, hey, how are you?