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Tattooing David On His Body

Yeah, it's a tiny Jacuzzi. You just dip your balls into it and like, and like it blows bubbles and stuff. And then I scroll and the next TikTok is this father who learned sign language for his daughter's wedding. And for the dance, he's doing the sign language like he's signing the song. Oh, and I'm fucking crying. Like, like that song. No, I don't know. Like 6 seconds after I was watching this guy put his balls in a jacuzzi, I'm over here crying at this, at this amazing, like, act from this father. And it's just like, that's why the app is so good. And that's what I've always tried to do with my videos, right? That's like always been like, like, like when I put together a video, I was like, I want you to be disgusted in the beginning of the video, and then I want you to feel something at the end of the video, right? Like, and TikTok does it fucking over and over again for fucking hours. It is so crazy, and the algorithm is so quick too. Like, sometimes— so sometimes I'll be like going through like videos, and I'll like a Call of Duty video. Like, once— one in every 10 videos, I'll get a video from Call of Duty, like people playing the video game, and I'll like it. And then I'll just keep scrolling, and I'll notice that more Call of Duty videos popped up just because I like this one. So now 4 out of 10 videos are Call of Duty videos, and I'm like, okay, this is too many for me. So the next Call of Duty videos I see, I swipe through really quick, and TikTok already is learning that I am over those videos.

July 13, 20209:00David
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Jason8:54
No.
David8:54
You could get a Jacuzzi for your testicles. You dip your— you dip your— yeah, you dip your balls.
Jason8:59
Does it look like a little Jacuzzi?
David9:00
Yeah, it's a tiny Jacuzzi. You just dip your balls into it and like, and like it blows bubbles and stuff. And then I scroll and the next TikTok is this father who learned sign language for his daughter's wedding. And for the dance, he's doing the sign language like he's signing the song. Oh, and I'm fucking crying. Like, like that song. No, I don't know. Like 6 seconds after I was watching this g…
Jason10:24
Maybe you should speak in front of Congress and they don't see him again.
David10:27
Yeah, guys, it has changed my life. And on behalf of me, Max Taylor, and Charli D'Amelio, I want it. Um, no, but I think, I think, I think it's such a— it's such an interesting thing. And also, like, it's just brought, like, a new level of, like, celebrity to…
Jason11:05
It's a tough job.