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Tattooing David On His Body

Yeah, when people ask him like, that's where I'm from. Um, no, I would, but Ilya told me this yesterday. We got into an argument about it. Ilya said that in the future he thinks that there's going to be a machine where you can hop into it with like your significant other and it will tell you your percentage of compatibility. So he goes, so he goes, you can take a girl that you just met at a bar you both hop in the machine and it goes 75% compatible. Like, that's how, that's how successful of a relationship you're gonna have. He thinks that'll exist. Like, he thinks that there's gonna be a machine that will predict the success of your relationship and marriage accurately. Yeah, accurately. And he, and he was asking me, he's like, would I, would I use it? And I was like, fuck no, I'd never use it. And he goes, are you dumb? That's like the first thing I would hop into with any girl, right? And I think that's crazy.

July 13, 202035:22David
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Jason35:00
That's what this is about. Really?
David35:04
I think I'm saving my tattoos for, like, when someone dies. When you die, I will get— Okay. Actually, I don't think I'd get Ilya. Ilya is such a weird name.
Jason35:14
I'll Betty, get ready. I-L-L-I-L-L-I-L. And then that just looks like Illinois.
David35:22
Yeah, when people ask him like, that's where I'm from. Um, no, I would, but Ilya told me this yesterday. We got into an argument about it. Ilya said that in the future he thinks that there's going to be a machine where you can hop into it with like your significant other and it will tell you your percentage of compatibility. So he goes, so he goes, you can take a girl that you just met at a bar y…
Natalie36:11
So straight out of a Black Mirror episode.
David36:13
Why would you do that is my question. Because I don't want to waste my time. Why would you not do that?
Jason36:17
I agree with you.