Tattooing David On His Body

We were at like a friend's house in my hometown, a friend I don't really see that often, but his parents have Obama on their toilet paper and they've had it for like 4 years, like in one specific room, right? And I've always been like, hell yeah, they love Obama. And I just found out— I was talking to him and I was like, so how are your parents? And then he goes, you know, you know how they are, I was fucking Republicans. Like, he's like pissed at his parents, right? And I'm like, wait, what? And I'm like— and he's like— and he's like, yeah, you didn't notice the Obama toilet paper we had in one of the rooms? And I go, holy fuck, I've been looking at it completely wrong. I— because first of all, I haven't taken a poop there, so I haven't like actually wet my ass with it. Sure. So I haven't been like really putting it together. I've kind of just saw it as like a novelty. I'm like, oh, cool. Obama toilet paper. But, but these fuckers don't like Obama. Yeah, because, because I thought to myself, and I told my friend, I was like, told my friend, I was like, hey dude, like, I would put merch as toilet paper. Like, I put my face on toilet paper as merch. And he's like, yeah, but do you think the president would want that? And I go, holy shit, you're right. I, I cannot believe I was— I've been tricked into this.