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Because I can't— I can't— no, I've never lied on a deadass. That's what, like, Zane— Zane sometimes will be like— Zane will be like, dude, you know, like, you know, the San Andreas Fault is about to, like, rupture. There's gonna be a huge earthquake in California. And I'll go deadass. And he'll go, dude, fuck you. Like, why can't you just go with it for a little bit? Like, it's not even fun anymore because that fucking word. So yeah, he's lied on Deadass once, so I don't— Jonah lied on Deadass once. Yeah, I no longer talk to him about that word. Once you— what, you get one strike and you're out if you lie on that word. It's fucking— like, I'm being honest, I, I'm being serious. Like, I know it sounds like a goof, but you gotta, you gotta, you gotta respect it at all times.

July 13, 202016:13David
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Jason15:56
Never? Never. Even if you were like involved in a prank and someone goes deadass? No, you've never— you've never lied on it?
David16:03
No. If you— if you ask me if you're being pranked during a deadass, yeah, I'd either tell you to go fuck yourself or like, you'd know. What I would say is, dude, don't ask me that right now. That's what I'd say.
Jason16:12
Okay, good to know.
David16:13
Because I can't— I can't— no, I've never lied on a deadass. That's what, like, Zane— Zane sometimes will be like— Zane will be like, dude, you know, like, you know, the San Andreas Fault is about to, like, rupture. There's gonna be a huge earthquake in California. And I'll go deadass. And he'll go, dude, fuck you. Like, why can't you just go with it for a little bit? Like, it's not even fun anymo…
Jason16:51
Got it. Deadass?
David16:53
Yes.
Jason16:53
Oh, how was your weekend in Chicago?