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Taking Underwear Off At Massage Parlor

Yeah. So you go in and she's like, I know this is going to make her day. If I say to her, it's Saturday, I'm like, I'm like, do you wanna go get a massage? And she'd be like, oh my God, can we, can we, can we, can we? And I don't even like it. I don't like it, I don't go in there, I'm so stressed out, I'm like, I fucking don't like people touching me.

May 8, 20257:19Jason
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David7:14
So when you go to this massage, is it like—
Jason7:17
also weird.
David7:17
Do you take your clothes off?
Jason7:19
Yeah. So you go in and she's like, I know this is going to make her day. If I say to her, it's Saturday, I'm like, I'm like, do you wanna go get a massage? And she'd be like, oh my God, can we, can we, can we, can we? And I don't even like it. I don't like it, I don't go in there, I'm so stressed out, I'm like, I fucking don't like people touching me.
David7:36
That's how I felt too.
Jason7:37
I was like, I'll visit at 11 in Miami. And then I was like, well, you can go, I'll drop you off. And she's like, no, no, no, couples massages go together. I'm like, okay, okay. So I go and we get in there, and it's an old woman, she's like 75. Naveen gets a g…
David7:52
Do you get to choose?