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there was an episode where— so Chris Hansen, like, it's always the guy comes in, he talks to the girl, and then Chris Hansen walks out with like a notebook and he's like— or like he has all the documents of the guy talking to the girl and he's like, what are you doing here? What are you doing here? Why are you— did you know how old this girl was? And the best is like, he walks out once and he's like, I'm Chris Hansen. The guy's like, no, you're not. And he's like, yes, I am. He's like, no, you're not. He's like, yes, I am. It's just people in denial about it. And then there's this one guy who brings a pizza and then he's like so uncomfortable that he starts eating the pizza in front of Chris Hansen. And Chris is like, you're just gonna, you're just gonna eat the pizza? And he goes, I'm hungry. Some of the best episodes. Well, all right, let me read some more ideas here. We have waking up Zane with the Pussycat Dolls performance. That's real. Really good. Oh, this one's good. Jonah was— Jonah's a big fan of Aubrey Plaza, and we wanted to— and he's really awkward with women, so we wanted to do a bit where he would be stuck in an elevator with Aubrey Plaza. Oh, he'd like get really nervous. Um, giving Jack a huge deal and then taking it away. That's funny. That's telling my manager that we made a lot of money and then telling him it's not real. Um, oh, this was going to be fun. Prank Fallon. Pranking Jimmy Fallon by having a bad celebrity guest come on, like just having a celebrity guest like give a really shit interview. I feel like I've never really seen that.

May 8, 202528:24David
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Jason28:13
Yeah, he's a big actor now. No, no, but he was on there.
David28:18
Wait, what? What? Which one was he? I see like every episode.
Jason28:21
I don't want to say his name, but my favorite—
David28:24
there was an episode where— so Chris Hansen, like, it's always the guy comes in, he talks to the girl, and then Chris Hansen walks out with like a notebook and he's like— or like he has all the documents of the guy talking to the girl and he's like, what are you doing here? What are you doing here? Why are you— did you know how old this girl was? And the best is like, he walks out once and he's l…
Jason29:39
How would you orchestrate that? You—
David29:41
the the celebrity guest would also have to be in on it.
Jason29:43
Oh, he's just really bad.