Taking Underwear Off At Massage Parlor

The penis is the pepper shaker.

Was someone tossing your salad when you had this thought?

Yeah, was it a penis inside your asshole?

Why? Well, it Just an interesting, like, person.

No, I just like— I like seeing you guys together. It was like, oh, it's like two of my favorites, like, together, like, two, like, internet guys that I loved. And then I like when people from the internet hang out. And then the— and then the bit was really fu…

I think it is— it's so funny when people, like, from different parts of the internet interact. Yeah, I always think that's so interesting. Like, Jake and me are very opposite sides of the internet, even though we're not really, but like, it is— it is funny wh…