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So like investment, every time I pull out, stocks fly. Every time I invest, stocks plummet. And this just feels— this feels like it's like perfectly timed for me to pull out and the car's announced. And then you can't— you can't just go back in. You lose your spot line, everything.

May 8, 202514:19David
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Jason14:07
Well, like, if it came today, would you be stoked?
David14:09
Of course. If it came next year, I'd be stoked. But like, it's just like, I don't know, I just have like, I have this thing where every time I do something, the opposite happens when it comes to money.
Jason14:18
Yeah.
David14:19
So like investment, every time I pull out, stocks fly. Every time I invest, stocks plummet. And this just feels— this feels like it's like perfectly timed for me to pull out and the car's announced. And then you can't— you can't just go back in. You lose your spot line, everything.
Jason14:36
Like if a car came out and it was suddenly had like a street value of like $400,000, would you sell it?
David14:41
No, because you get sued by Tesla. Oh, but like, I have a feeling that the car will come out. It'll be at $500,000 because it'll be that much more expensive now.
Jason14:50
Right.