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Well, like, if it came today, would you be stoked?

May 8, 202514:07Jason
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David13:47
So incredibly dumb. And they told me, like, the car experts there, I mean, I'm assuming they're all car experts because they work at a car museum, but they're like, I don't think it's ever going to come out. You should get your money back.
Natalie13:57
Really?
David13:58
So I think I may put an end to the ongoing joke of the Tesla Roadster and get my money back because it's just like, it's no way for money to sit.
Jason14:07
Well, like, if it came today, would you be stoked?
David14:09
Of course. If it came next year, I'd be stoked. But like, it's just like, I don't know, I just have like, I have this thing where every time I do something, the opposite happens when it comes to money.
Jason14:18
Yeah.
David14:19
So like investment, every time I pull out, stocks fly. Every time I invest, stocks plummet. And this just feels— this feels like it's like perfectly timed for me to pull out and the car's announced. And then you can't— you can't just go back in. You lose your…