Taking Nudes In David's Living Room

Oh, I was pulling off like the 101, and these two guys were like— their car was like sideways blocking two lanes, and one of them had like a gas canister in their hand, like one of those red ones that you fill up the gas with. Yeah, and he was like waving his hands in the air like, oh my god, I can't believe we're stuck. And his friend like, like waved me down and stopped me, and he's like, hey man, we need to get over to Lancaster. Can we borrow like $40? We just got to get gas right here. And I was like, okay, so I gave him like $20 and then I drove off. And then I, and then I, I got home and I left and they were still fucking sitting there doing the same fucking thing to everybody. I know, of course, I know, but it's my first time. It's only like a month ago that this happened and I was like, I can't believe I fucking fell for this shit. But like right when I drove away, I was like, oh, that guy didn't fucking need my money. There's no fucking way. Like these, like, how perfect is it that this dude's holding a gas canister and he's like looking into it like, oh, it's empty. Really acting it out.