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So you want me to organize all the merch?
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Like, it's just like, like, like resumes themselves are dumb, but I don't think like, like job experiences are like one thing. So like if you talk like if you like, if you were hiring somebody and you're like, oh yeah, he used to work for Kimmel, he was a wri…
You could hire this guy or you could hire the guy from Octopus Teacher. That would be fun.
I don't think— I think the guy from Octopus Teacher is like, like, I think he's living his life.
So you want me to organize all the merch?
You know, that'll be my one request from this guy who sent me the resume today is you need to watch Octopus Teacher and you need to write 4 jokes about it and give me your honest feedback. And I'll see, and then I'll see if you're qualified enough for this jo…
Please call that guy today and tell him to watch. I want to see what— I want to know what everybody thinks about Octopus Teacher. We just saw an ad for Ocean's Twelve or whatever, and one time Matt Damon was talking about Brad Pitt. He was on like Letterman,…
Oh, I remember this. I remember.