Taking Nudes In David's Living Room

Like, it's just like, like, like resumes themselves are dumb, but I don't think like, like job experiences are like one thing. So like if you talk like if you like, if you were hiring somebody and you're like, oh yeah, he used to work for Kimmel, he was a writer for him for 10 years. I'd be like, oh cool, he's probably fucking hilarious. He's probably written some really funny things. But if you— but if you like print out all the things he's done in his last fucking 18 years of life, you can make anything sound cool, right? You could be like, I was on the council of the department lead of the financial advisory sector of UCLA. Like, you can make anything sound cool, even if it's just like some fucking bullshit thing. You can— you could just apply. Like, that's why I fucking hate resumes. Yeah, like, I spent 60 hours cleaning up the ocean. Like you could, you could do anything. You could, you could put anything on the fucking resume. Like, I helped the guy cross the street once and he thanked me. Like, you know what I mean?