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Taking Nudes In David's Living Room

60 minutes in, the octopus is being interviewed. You're just like, are you fucking serious? The octopus is like, yeah, I mean, honestly, I was just swimming, and then this dude tried putting his penis inside me. Oh my God.

September 28, 202029:15David
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Jason28:54
It turns out the octopus that I was visiting every day was a Nazi. He had been tried for German war crimes 50 years ago.
David29:04
He took me into his lair. Lots of propaganda. Not a fan anymore.
Jason29:08
Is it possible for a man to change or for an octopus to change? No one really knows.
David29:15
60 minutes in, the octopus is being interviewed. You're just like, are you fucking serious? The octopus is like, yeah, I mean, honestly, I was just swimming, and then this dude tried putting his penis inside me. Oh my God.
Jason29:33
Red Lobster's launching a drink that literally no one asked for, a Mountain Dew margarita.
David29:38
What are you, Seth Meyers reading the news?
Jason29:41
No, Seth Meyers would have a joke. Teamed up. They teamed up with— dubbed it the Doogerita. The chain says it pairs perfectly with cheddar biscuits. Doesn't sound that bad.