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Taking Nudes In David's Living Room
60 minutes in, the octopus is being interviewed. You're just like, are you fucking serious? The octopus is like, yeah, I mean, honestly, I was just swimming, and then this dude tried putting his penis inside me. Oh my God.
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It turns out the octopus that I was visiting every day was a Nazi. He had been tried for German war crimes 50 years ago.
He took me into his lair. Lots of propaganda. Not a fan anymore.
Is it possible for a man to change or for an octopus to change? No one really knows.
60 minutes in, the octopus is being interviewed. You're just like, are you fucking serious? The octopus is like, yeah, I mean, honestly, I was just swimming, and then this dude tried putting his penis inside me. Oh my God.
Red Lobster's launching a drink that literally no one asked for, a Mountain Dew margarita.
What are you, Seth Meyers reading the news?
No, Seth Meyers would have a joke. Teamed up. They teamed up with— dubbed it the Doogerita. The chain says it pairs perfectly with cheddar biscuits. Doesn't sound that bad.