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I decided to confront my octopus friend to find out which man she loved.
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She's like, honestly, I actually was seeing the same octopus about 4 years ago, and she posted on Instagram that she's with somebody else. And I had to check out what was going on.
It's a whole subreddit.
It's fucking— there's a shot, there's a shot in this documentary, it's like, and then when I was down there, I saw another man, and it's just fucking Jason swimming away abruptly. The other man was also fucking the same octopus.
I decided to confront my octopus friend to find out which man she loved.
It's The Bachelor but with an octopus. It's two guys It's you. Will you accept this coral? And knowing Netflix, you know, like 45 minutes into this documentary, it gets like fucking insane.
It turns out the octopus that I was visiting every day was a Nazi. He had been tried for German war crimes 50 years ago.
He took me into his lair. Lots of propaganda. Not a fan anymore.