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Taking Nudes In David's Living Room
That is the most elaborate excuse to not go on a date.
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So why is everybody you talk to having some sort of operation? I feel like everyone you tell us about is, like, in the hospital. No, but this is seriously— is this the second girl to send you— because you had another girl you were going on a date with and she…
Yeah, it was. It was just a girl that I was going to go on a date with. She doesn't live in LA. She was gonna come drive here and go out on a date or whatever. And then she was really excited. She was like, this Saturday, I'm so excited to meet you. And I was…
That's ridiculous. Yeah, she sent him a picture from the hospital. She's like, I'm gonna have to cancel this weekend.
That is the most elaborate excuse to not go on a date.
I have— that's what we thought. And I was just kidding when I said that the first time, but like now another girl's being operated on, right? Like, how is everybody texting you around the same time as their hospital visits?
Do you meet them at the hospital?
I mean, I could look— no, I don't.