Taking Nudes In David's Living Room

I heard another rumor about myself the other day that I told Natalie about this one because it pissed me off. Some girl fucking made a TikTok saying that she used to work at a restaurant and I didn't tip her. And on the tip— and now we were really loud, which is totally true, we were definitely loud at restaurants, but we always tip. That's like, right? Like, I mean, that's like the biggest thing out of— yeah, like 100% tip no matter what. I tip at fucking Chick-fil-A. Like, I tip wherever I'm at. And she said instead of tipping where the credit card is, I wrote my name and a smiley face, or like something like hello and like a smiley face. Like, I was like, look at me, I'm David. Yeah. Oh, I signed— I signed it with a smiley face. I don't— I don't know what I did. Like, and it fucking ticked me off so much. One, because because I haven't had a credit card in fucking maybe 3, 4 years. Like, I don't like use credit cards. I just have my friends pay for shit and I Venmo them. So I'm never even like left with the bill. If I'm— if I am tipping, I'm only tipping in cash, um, and I'm only paying in cash. Um, and it's just fucking— dude, it pissed me off so much. And you can't respond to it because it just like fuels the person to like make more lies about you. I fucking hate it.