Taking Her on a First Date

The other day someone asked me as I was peeing to ask for a picture. Oh, I don't know. It was weird. And then I— and then I changed in my car. I was leaving tennis and I was so sweaty. I changed my pants and my shirt and everything in the car. And this kid walks up to my car, like, as I'm changing in my front seat, and he walks into my car. Oh, oh, shit. I'm so sorry. Is this a weird time? And I was like, I was like, it's fine, man, whatever. And he goes, if it's not too awkward now, can I ask for a picture? And I was like, it wasn't awkward till you fucking said it was awkward. So I took a picture with him. We had a shoot here at the house. I thought this was fucking crazy. This girl came over and it was a full staff came here for the shoot. And she was like, I'm actually like, I live 20 minutes from your hometown. This girl told me, I was like, oh cool, where? And she's like, I live in Lincolnshire. And I was like, oh cool, cool. Yeah, I play tennis right there. And she's like, yeah, I actually played. I played at Stevenson High School. I played at the high school next to your high school. I was like, oh no way. Yeah, I played at those courts sometimes. I was like, where did you practice? And she's like, Lincolnshire. And I was like, oh, I played at Lincolnshire sometimes. And then I was like, who's your coach? She's like, Russ. And I was like, Russ was my coach. And then, and then I go, I only remember one. I only remembered like one person from that class because I had a crush on that girl. So I was like, all I remember from that class is Kimmy. And she goes, I'm Kimmy. I was like, what the fuck? The girl that was on the shoot the entire time, I didn't know, was the girl I had a crush on in my tennis class. You didn't recognize back in my hometown? No, I didn't recognize her. Right when the words Kimmy came out of my mouth, I was like, oh my God, I'm fucking talking to her.