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Yeah, that would be like so ideal, but they don't want anything to do with me. But, but I came home because they're older now. I came home and there was a terrible smell of gas on the deck, like bad. And I got really scared because she was out there, and I was like, don't light a match, don't do anything, blah blah blah. So I called my neighbor Roger over, and he comes over. I'm like, Roger, I think there's a gas leak. And he comes over and he's like, he's like, definitely, definitely, you've got to call the gas company. You gotta, you gotta call the gas company. He's like, this is a hazard. So, okay, so I call the gas company, I wait 3 hours, the guy comes, and I go outside, it's gone, completely gone. He takes the reader, he reads the whole house, nothing, absolutely nothing. I'm like, we smelt it, you know? And he's like, well, there's nothing here now, I don't know what to say. And he left. And as soon as he left, Charlie was like, I farted out there. She was like, I was farting out there and she's like, you're fucking kidding. I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding.

February 10, 202126:30Jason
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David26:21
Or just like doing jokes. Yeah, like you guys, like from like 2 to 3 you're doing stand-up comedy.
Jason26:25
Yeah.
David26:26
And then from 3 to 4 you're eating like a Subway sandwich and Wyatt's playing the violin.
Jason26:30
Yeah, that would be like so ideal, but they don't want anything to do with me. But, but I came home because they're older now. I came home and there was a terrible smell of gas on the deck, like bad. And I got really scared because she was out there, and I was like, don't light a match, don't do anything, blah blah blah. So I called my neighbor Roger over, and he comes over. I'm like, Roger, I th…
Ella27:35
I am not kidding. This is funny.
Jason27:37
Literally Roger and I are out there just literally going, oh my God, do you smell it, Roger? And he's like, oh yeah.
David27:44
You and your neighbor were sniffing your daughter's fart.