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Surprising My Mom With Her Celebrity Crush

Yeah, I've been super chipper. And I asked my doctor, so I had this whole theory. I had this whole theory with my doctor. I was like, well, can I not? I only take antibiotics. I only allow myself to take them twice a year because I've heard that it's going to fuck with your immunity. You build up immunity. You build up immunity. But I told my doctor that because I have— okay, so here's a little flex. I have this doctor that I text. His name in my phone is Doctor.

October 22, 20252:15David
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Jason2:03
You were?
David2:03
I'm on day 4. Oh, am I on antibiotics right now? I feel better than I felt all year. I feel better than after my Zealot transformation.
Natalie2:11
Really? Yeah. That's why you've been so chipper.
David2:15
Yeah, I've been super chipper. And I asked my doctor, so I had this whole theory. I had this whole theory with my doctor. I was like, well, can I not? I only take antibiotics. I only allow myself to take them twice a year because I've heard that it's going to fuck with your immunity. You build up immunity. You build up immunity. But I told my doctor that because I have— okay, so here's a little f…
Jason2:41
Yeah. And like the guy who wants pictures.
David2:44
Oh, why?
Jason2:44
He wants pictures for his kids, right?