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Surprising My Mom With Her Celebrity Crush

Because I think they're, um, I'm gonna say a hot take about antibiotics. I think they heal everything. I think you could just pop them in your mouth. Yeah, whenever, and you're good to go. Because I was on my deathbed 6 days ago, like quite literally.

October 22, 20251:49David
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Jason1:40
Then I'll be back to you.
David1:41
I'm just— I, I— dude, first of all, I'm on antibiotics. I do this thing where I just—
Jason1:46
why did you just sound like Queer Eye for the Straight Guy there?
David1:49
Because I think they're, um, I'm gonna say a hot take about antibiotics. I think they heal everything. I think you could just pop them in your mouth. Yeah, whenever, and you're good to go. Because I was on my deathbed 6 days ago, like quite literally.
Jason2:03
You were?
David2:03
I'm on day 4. Oh, am I on antibiotics right now? I feel better than I felt all year. I feel better than after my Zealot transformation.
Natalie2:11
Really? Yeah. That's why you've been so chipper.