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Surprising My Mom With Her Celebrity Crush

You don't— that's— you— I still don't know how to approach it, cuz like sometimes somebody will be so excited and they'll like be bouncing up and down and like a boob will fall out. And I'm talking like full boob and like boob. And that's really tough because if I'm by myself or like not with Natalie, there's been times where I've like hit Natalie and I'm like, yo, say something because I don't want to say anything. Sure. But there's also been times that I've fully taken a picture with people and their tit is out and like I just pretended like I had no idea. I'm just like, you'll fucking see this in your phone later. Like, because it's so hot out, it's like What do you say?

October 22, 202515:02David
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Natalie14:52
That's really funny. Actually, I did have one recently. I went to the— your boobs fell out?
David14:56
I know, that's such a crazy thing, but like, and it's the most fucking awkward one.
Jason15:01
What do you do?
David15:02
You don't— that's— you— I still don't know how to approach it, cuz like sometimes somebody will be so excited and they'll like be bouncing up and down and like a boob will fall out. And I'm talking like full boob and like boob. And that's really tough because if I'm by myself or like not with Natalie, there's been times where I've like hit Natalie and I'm like, yo, say something because I don't w…
Natalie15:38
Yeah, it's very uncomfortable.
David15:40
That happened to you?
Natalie15:41
Yeah, I was at— I went to the UCLA game this weekend. Football game.