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Surprising My Mom With Her Celebrity Crush

There was more too. There was like, even like my— even my sisters had to pretend like they were going to the premiere. Yes. So we had to send my sister's text from the driver. The driver's picking them up. And then my mom texted my sister, was like, is the driver there yet? And then they just send like an Uber picture. Like, it was like It's like there's like a lot that goes into it that's like so— that you'll never ever see in the video, right? But it just helps so much when the person's duped at the end of it. Yeah, that's the best part. The one thing I did do in the car is we were driving up and, and I was just singing to myself and I just go, shot through the heart, like as we were driving up. And I fucking— and right as I said shot through the heart, I caught myself and I went shot through the heart. La, la, la, la, la, la, la. Boom, boom, bam, bam, bam, bam. Making sounds. I was like, that's the worst. I don't think there's anything tougher than holding a surprise in for a singer.

October 22, 202512:13David
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Jason12:07
Yeah, it sells it so well. You'd be great in pro wrestling.
David12:10
Pro wrestling?
Jason12:11
Yeah, you would be really good in pro wrestling.
David12:13
There was more too. There was like, even like my— even my sisters had to pretend like they were going to the premiere. Yes. So we had to send my sister's text from the driver. The driver's picking them up. And then my mom texted my sister, was like, is the driver there yet? And then they just send like an Uber picture. Like, it was like It's like there's like a lot that goes into it that's like s…
Jason13:05
Yeah, I did it. When we landed, I was walking with your mom and her friends, and I did the same exact thing and went shut through the.
David13:12
Yeah. Because you have nothing. Because you'll just be, like, standing by my mom. By my mom, and you'll have nothing to say, but that's all you're thinking about. Yeah. Yeah. That is really funny. I was thinking about ways to, like, approach celebrities in li…
Jason13:28
Come up and just be like, yo, you're the best.