Surprised By My Favorite Musician!

I'm like, fuck, I need that space. I'm gonna slide in there, let him do his thing, and I'll be fine. So I fucking get the space, I parallel park, he's still going at it. And I'm like, parallel park, I'm like, not here. You can get my space. Fucking get out of the car. Get Henry out of the car, you know, and get my headphones, like, real quiet. Fucking come out of the car. The guy just goes, hey, fuck you, Jason Nash! What? Fuck you! Fuck you, Jason Nash! David Dobrik's vlogs! Fuck you! Fuck you! And I'm like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh my God! Oh my God! No, no! And then the dog doesn't read the guy at all. The dog's like, the dog fucking sprints towards tattooed face. He's like, I'm gonna fuck you up, I'm gonna fuck you up, like that. And I'm like, oh my God, oh my God, I'm pulling the dog. And so I just run, I just start running, blah blah blah blah blah. I'm like, goddamn it, fuck my run-up. So then today I go again because this is my spot. Yeah, fucking Ferris and I go out, we do 5 miles, fucking awesome. I'm coming back at the end and Ferris is behind me and I'm just like, I finish my— he just fucking looks up at me, the guy with the tattoo face. And he's like— and I have my headphones on and this time he's nice but also aggressive. So he's like, he's like, I'm a fan of the vlogs, you fucking bitch. Where's David, you fucking bitch? And he's like, I'm a fan of the vlogs, you bitch. I'm gonna fucking kill you. I'm a fan of the vlogs. I'm like, he's— so now it's like mixed, you know? So it's like I wanted to— I wanted to stop and be like, hi, take a picture or whatever. Yeah, but I was just too scared and I just kept running. So now I can't run there anymore. Well, listen, Dave, we got two surprises for you.