Students Making Out with Their Own Parents

I don't want to get the salad.

The salad tastes like shit. Yes, then don't.

Then what? What am I supposed to order?

See, see, you could have gotten that. So you're gonna sit there and eat down those delicious wings, and I'm supposed to fucking just watch you with a fucking hockey puck chicken sandwich? Is that what you're saying? Jason's pissed. Fuck you.

Because we go to Buffalo Wild Wings and he's too big of a pussy to control himself. I can't control myself.

I can't say no to boneless wings. I even— I even— you even got the honey barbecue tonight, and like You definitely introduced me to— I never went to Buffalo Wild Wings before I met you, and the first time I went, I was like, okay, this is pretty good. And you…