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Students Making Out with Their Own Parents

And he may be right because he was like, he was like, yeah, he was, he was, he was crying. And then his mom started crying because Vardan was crying. So it was a mess. But then, I mean, we made a couple jokes and then we were all laughing about it. And then I had to go. And then I even asked Jason, I asked Josh, and I asked Joan, I'm like, "Dude, should we show them the rest of the piercings?" And they're like, "Yeah, we gotta do it. We gotta do it." I'm like, "Okay, yeah, you're right. We have to fucking— we have to see this through." So we're all cheerful. We're happy, whatever. So I have Jonah take off his shirt, and he has his nipples pierced and his belly button pierced. And his mom just looks at me— or sorry, looks at Jonah just completely like blank-faced, just like in disbelief. And I mean, we made a couple jokes. She giggled a little bit, but she ended up walking out of the room. Just like, just didn't know what the fuck was going on.

January 18, 201826:22David
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Jason25:52
And over and over again.
David25:53
And we showed his mom because we were so scared of his dad. We had his dad wait in the living room because we didn't want him— like, we didn't want him there because we were scared he's gonna fucking beat us if he saw these ear piercings. And yeah, his mom's…
Jason26:21
And he might be right.
David26:22
And he may be right because he was like, he was like, yeah, he was, he was, he was crying. And then his mom started crying because Vardan was crying. So it was a mess. But then, I mean, we made a couple jokes and then we were all laughing about it. And then I had to go. And then I even asked Jason, I asked Josh, and I asked Joan, I'm like, "Dude, should we show them the rest of the piercings?" An…
Jason27:14
Yeah, she was— she seemed okay, and then— but then tonight he said she was upset. I don't know.
David27:18
Yeah, she's— I mean, I was terrified because I don't like pissing people off. I thought it was just gonna be— the thing is, it wasn't a tattoo, it was a piercing, so— and Jonah was obviously gonna take it out. That's why I didn't see the harm in it.
Jason27:29
Sure.