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Dude, first of all.
Would you wanna be the president right now?
Let me start by saying this. It's an Oval Office, right?
Yeah.
Now imagine, imagine a tennis ball. You know how you bounce it off the wall? Yeah. This you kind of just throw alongside the wall and it comes all the way around because it's an oval.
That's what you'd be doing as president. You'd be doing that for 3 hours trying to get into a red cup.
That'd be my first order of business. And after the ping pong ball hits the red cup, I'd upload the TikTok and I would, I would Well, second order of business would be Taco Tuesday every day, but that's obvious. And I could get those, I could get those done w…