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Stranger in My Driveway

So my dad would like come in and he knew I hated karate, I hated piano, and like every time he'd do it— and I don't blame him because I'm the same way— he'd go, time to go to piano, like that. And I fucking hate it. And Natalie does that shit now. Now you will come into my room room and she'll be like, time to get to work. And she'll like open the blinds like she knows she's pissing me off. She like opens the blinds.

April 19, 202022:28David
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Jason21:56
Like, I never took it to heart like that. I mean, maybe I should have. Yeah, I've cried over other things. I cry over things all the time, but that's not stand-up. There's this TikTok that Charlie loves, and it's a 2-year-old boy, and he's blonde, he's really…
David22:23
I feel like, I, I feel like I learned like getting under people's skin from my dad.
Jason22:28
Really?
David22:28
So my dad would like come in and he knew I hated karate, I hated piano, and like every time he'd do it— and I don't blame him because I'm the same way— he'd go, time to go to piano, like that. And I fucking hate it. And Natalie does that shit now. Now you will come into my room room and she'll be like, time to get to work. And she'll like open the blinds like she knows she's pissing me off. She l…
Jason22:49
Yeah, but you are a giant, giant piece of garbage. I mean, you sit on that bed. Yeah, I mean, I'm rushing. You know how hard it is to motivate somebody, and especially you? Like, it— that's like not a fun job at all.
David23:02
It is hard to motivate me, but you have to let me motivate myself.
Natalie23:05
But that's not—