Stranger in My Driveway

So then, so then I hop the fence, but as I hop his fence to his backyard, I didn't realize there was another hill, and I tripped, and I literally tumble like 3 times. I tumble, and then my phone, my phone flies out of my fucking hand, and like in slow motion, obviously, like that's how I'm seeing everything at this point, in slow motion, lands right into the middle of the fucking pool. Like right in the middle of his pool. Like, yeah, it made the perfect sound, and my phone is cracked, so it's not waterproof. It's not like a regular iPhone. So I didn't waste any time, so I fucking jumped into the pool immediately, like jumped right into the middle of the pool. I completely— it was pretty deep, it was like more than I could stand. So my— everything, like everything was wet. Like I went down there because I had to go grab it. And only imagine.