Stranger in My Driveway

Meet me at 34, 67, 5 east longitude. No, I had him meet me on another street. So, and he was kind of freaked out. He was like, okay, what are you saying? He was a little bit confused. I was like, don't worry, I'll explain. And then I hung up and I felt bad that I like, I stressed him out. So I was like, okay, I gotta get to this guy quick or he's gonna be like, sketch down, he's going to leave. So I went instead of going from the front of my house, I went from the back. Like the back of my house is just a hill. Like my— I have like a view where it overlooks like a hill and it's like a pretty steep drop down to my neighbor's. And it was rainy. It was like it rained like 20 minutes before. So I kind of slid down the hill. I was like sliding down the hill, like on my ass, like I was getting really dirty going down this hill. And then I got to my neighbor's property line where my property line and his connect. There's a fence. So my goal was to hop over into his backyard and go through his backyard and out to the main street so I could avoid this guy that's sitting outside my house. Yeah. So I got, I got to the property line and I hopped the fence. I hopped the fence over to my neighbor's backyard at 10, like 10:15 at night, whatever it was. And, and right as I jumped—