Stranger in My Driveway

I'll get back to having fun with you guys. I know you guys all miss me.

Yeah, but— I, for one, am totally okay with the distracted and juvenile.

Yeah, I'll try to be more attentive on our phone calls, okay? Next time you call me, what I do is Jason will call me and I'll put him on speaker and I'll just be playing video games and I'll forget that Jason's reasons on the phone and I feel bad.

Well, that's for sure.

All you ever call me is when you need an Instagram caption. You don't even call, you just text. You just send the photo with the caption that you came up with.

I wish you were some help.