Stealing Justin Bieber's Sweatshirt

I mean, like, 99.9% of the time you would have— that would have been in Shannon Healy's hands 100%. Yeah. They wouldn't have said anything.

I had this whole plan too, that I was going to, like, fly to Chicago and, like, like, hand-deliver it to her myself. Like, I was really excited because she's a huge Justin Bieber fan.

And now you're being arraigned on Monday. So, yeah, for grand larceny.

I've been riding around thinking I'm gonna get arrested because I found out I missed a court date.

Oh, you missed a court date?

Yeah, I got it like a traffic ticket looking at my phone like a year ago, and then I got another one. Oh fuck, in the same exact spot, and I can't pay it because I think I'm wanted.