Stealing Justin Bieber's Sweatshirt

Yeah.

And I was like, oh fuck, like I thought he signed 5 of them, but It was like this specific one. So I was like, fuck. So now we have to go give it back, which kind of stinks. But I mean, hey, like, that's what we get for trying to steal.

Yeah.

I mean, like, 99.9% of the time you would have— that would have been in Shannon Healy's hands 100%. Yeah. They wouldn't have said anything.

I had this whole plan too, that I was going to, like, fly to Chicago and, like, like, hand-deliver it to her myself. Like, I was really excited because she's a huge Justin Bieber fan.

And now you're being arraigned on Monday. So, yeah, for grand larceny.