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And it was just— that was just— I remember that was the horror for me. When I was a kid, I was like, oh my God, boners are going to be like a serious problem my entire life. Like, it was like, it was like the same fear I had about like quicksand. Like when they teach you about quicksand, you're like, okay, got to watch out for those when I go hiking. Like, that's not a fucking fear. Um, and boners and skunks. This is another, I saw this, uh, it was a funny tweet. And like someone was like, when I was a kid, I thought skunks were going to be way bigger problem. And that's the same thing with boners. I was like, dude, I'm going to fucking pop boners whenever, when I'm older, like during meetings, but they do go away. Dude, and sometimes, you know, they're even hard to get now. Sometimes I wish I was younger. All right guys, that's all the time we have for today's podcast. Thank you guys for listening. Have a happy and safe Thanksgiving. Jason, any tips for people celebrating with their families, how to do it safely?

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David35:47
Yes, it was.
Jason35:50
Yes, dude, totally. It was right when I— it was right when the bell was about to ring and I was about to go to my next— I was about to go to my next class. Yes. And I sometimes I would flip my backpack and I'd wear it on my stomach. Totally. Yeah. Or at the t…
David36:11
Yeah.
Jason36:11
And it was just— that was just— I remember that was the horror for me. When I was a kid, I was like, oh my God, boners are going to be like a serious problem my entire life. Like, it was like, it was like the same fear I had about like quicksand. Like when they teach you about quicksand, you're like, okay, got to watch out for those when I go hiking. Like, that's not a fucking fear. Um, and boner…
David36:56
Uh, just when you go to dinner with your family, don't say anything. Just be silent the entire time and try to get out there as quick as possible.
Jason37:03
Yeah, yeah. And especially if there's somebody there like that's getting boned, and especially— sorry— and especially if your ex-wife is there and she's getting boned by her new boyfriend. Yeah, he's there too. Make sure to keep your mouth shut. Yeah, and jus…