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Stealing Justin Bieber's Sweatshirt

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November 24, 202036:11David
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Jason35:42
It's so weird. I would always get boners at the the most inconvenient time, and it was right before passing period.
David35:47
Yes, it was.
Jason35:50
Yes, dude, totally. It was right when I— it was right when the bell was about to ring and I was about to go to my next— I was about to go to my next class. Yes. And I sometimes I would flip my backpack and I'd wear it on my stomach. Totally. Yeah. Or at the t…
David36:11
Yeah.
Jason36:11
And it was just— that was just— I remember that was the horror for me. When I was a kid, I was like, oh my God, boners are going to be like a serious problem my entire life. Like, it was like, it was like the same fear I had about like quicksand. Like when th…
David36:56
Uh, just when you go to dinner with your family, don't say anything. Just be silent the entire time and try to get out there as quick as possible.
Jason37:03
Yeah, yeah. And especially if there's somebody there like that's getting boned, and especially— sorry— and especially if your ex-wife is there and she's getting boned by her new boyfriend. Yeah, he's there too. Make sure to keep your mouth shut. Yeah, and jus…