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Stealing Justin Bieber's Sweatshirt

My— I'll tell you one. My favorite Jason story was at the live show in Chicago when you guys did the podcast there. And, and I had just walked there from my apartment. I was hanging out with you guys backstage and you guys were just like coming up with a show, like what you were going to do as we were backstage, like an hour before what the show was going to be, right? It was like— and you guys decided that like Jason was going to, for one bit, like change into his Jesus costume or like change into Carmelita, like back and forth between those two. And Jason's like, well, I can't do it because I'm not wearing underwear right now. And David was like, no, you've got to do it. Like, I don't care. And Jason's like, I'm not going to get naked, like, right off stage. It has to be a quick change. Like, I'm not just going to be balls out, like, backstage. There's people around there. And, and you— I mean, you were insistent, David. You were like, you have to do this. Like, this is how this bit is going to go. And Jason's like, all right, well, I'm going to have to borrow your underwear then. And David, you were like, absolutely the fuck not. And then Jason just, like, slowly looks over at me and he's like, Kellenjer, can I borrow your underwear? And I wanted to help out. In the back of my mind, I'm like, well, sure, no problem. But it was like an August day, and I just walked there from my apartment. I'm like, I'm not going to hand him my sweaty underpants to change into right now. And so that's kind of an apology to you, but also a hilarious story.

November 24, 202025:09David
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David24:27
He was just goofing around.
Jason24:28
Yeah. Can we type— can we, can we title this podcast Tiny Dicks on a Little League Field? Oh, man. No, no, don't do that. But that was, that was a moment for me. My old high school teacher Killinger is here again. And I'm going through his notes because he, l…
David25:06
I'll take David and Jason for $200.
David25:09
My— I'll tell you one. My favorite Jason story was at the live show in Chicago when you guys did the podcast there. And, and I had just walked there from my apartment. I was hanging out with you guys backstage and you guys were just like coming up with a show, like what you were going to do as we were backstage, like an hour before what the show was going to be, right? It was like— and you guys d…
Jason26:34
The thing is, I would literally not have cared.
David26:36
I don't care.
Jason26:37
If they were a little bit sweaty, I'd be like, that's fine. Hey, hey, you've been like, hey, I'm going to get 20 anyway, so who cares? At least you broke them in. It was just— as long as we get the bit.