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Stealing Justin Bieber's Sweatshirt

But I think I have to be careful of that when I have a kid. The thing that I love doing now with my friends And like with people around me now, I'd love to fucking embarrass them, right? But I think I really have to watch that when I have a kid because I think it's a whole— I think it's a whole different game when you have a child. Like you could say the wrong thing and it'll fucking— for the rest of their lives, it'll sit with them in a weird way. I always reference the moment when my dad pulled my pants down at a Little League baseball game. There was no one there. There was no one there. It was just on us on a baseball field. And he pants me. My underwear came with it. And I always remember there's something about your penis hitting the wind and the open air of a baseball field that really knocks it back into your like memory for the rest of its life.

November 24, 202023:41Jason
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David23:32
That's proof.
Jason23:33
Nope, that's poop.
David23:34
It's funny when you said your dad embarrassed you like that. My dad used to embarrass me so easily, probably because I was such a pussy.
Jason23:41
But I think I have to be careful of that when I have a kid. The thing that I love doing now with my friends And like with people around me now, I'd love to fucking embarrass them, right? But I think I really have to watch that when I have a kid because I think it's a whole— I think it's a whole different game when you have a child. Like you could say the wrong thing and it'll fucking— for the res…
David24:17
Yeah.
Jason24:18
Like, I think about that. I think about my tiny dick on that Little League field.
David24:21
If your mom didn't wipe your ass that day.