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Stealing Justin Bieber's Sweatshirt

Because I was about to be like, yeah, Hey, I want to view like I was about to give him one of those. And he was and I was like, and I was like, did your mom just wipe your butt? And he was like, no. And I was like, dude, it's fine. My mom does it too. And he was like, oh my God, yeah, she did. And he had such a like a— I still remember his laugh about it because it was like such a moment where like, oh, thank God we both fucking do this. Yeah, I was very late on that train.

November 24, 202021:54Jason
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Ilya21:12
Yeah.
Jason21:13
And it got embarrassing when I got older because like then my dad would start laughing. He'd be like, yo, just fucking wipe your own ass. And I'd always call my mom to like come help me. Isn't that fucking a weird thing that like, why didn't I learn how to do…
David21:53
Dave, how would you bust your own kind?
Jason21:54
Because I was about to be like, yeah, Hey, I want to view like I was about to give him one of those. And he was and I was like, and I was like, did your mom just wipe your butt? And he was like, no. And I was like, dude, it's fine. My mom does it too. And he was like, oh my God, yeah, she did. And he had such a like a— I still remember his laugh about it because it was like such a moment where li…
Ilya22:19
This is a question for Natalie and Ella. Uh, do you guys use those like wet wipes, those like dude wipes?
Jason22:25
Oh, I use those.
Ilya22:25
I know you're not a woman though. Hold on a second.