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Stealing Justin Bieber's Sweatshirt

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November 24, 202021:12Ilya
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Jason20:52
Yeah, a 2nd. And I remember I was at my friend's—
Natalie20:55
says Jason, who fucking babies the fuck out of his children. Oh yeah, 2nd grade.
Jason20:58
But I remember I was at my friend I'll say his name. I was at my friend Sergio's house and he was my age and he was in the bathroom and he goes, Mom! And my catchphrase was Anya, because that's how you say mom in Hungarian.
Ilya21:12
Yeah.
Jason21:13
And it got embarrassing when I got older because like then my dad would start laughing. He'd be like, yo, just fucking wipe your own ass. And I'd always call my mom to like come help me. Isn't that fucking a weird thing that like, why didn't I learn how to do…
David21:53
Dave, how would you bust your own kind?
Jason21:54
Because I was about to be like, yeah, Hey, I want to view like I was about to give him one of those. And he was and I was like, and I was like, did your mom just wipe your butt? And he was like, no. And I was like, dude, it's fine. My mom does it too. And he…