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We had it. Yeah, we had a deer in our backyard with a broken leg. And then the woman's like, yeah, they're gonna come, right, rehabilitate it. And then they send this guy over and he brings his gun out. Oh my God, he just puts the gun right up to the deer's head. And I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? He goes, I'm gonna fucking shoot it in the head.

June 1, 20206:55Jason
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David6:50
What are you talking about?
Jason6:51
I mean, I had this whole experience. I've told you this story before with the deer in my house.
David6:54
Yeah, you've had a deer inside your house?
Jason6:55
We had it. Yeah, we had a deer in our backyard with a broken leg. And then the woman's like, yeah, they're gonna come, right, rehabilitate it. And then they send this guy over and he brings his gun out. Oh my God, he just puts the gun right up to the deer's head. And I go, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing? He goes, I'm gonna fucking shoot it in the head.
Natalie7:12
Oh no.
Jason7:13
And I go, wait, wait, wait, the woman on the phone said you're gonna come rehabilitate it. And he goes, rehabilitate it? Where? Where the fuck do you think I'm going to— it's broken.
Ilya7:22
But I feel like a deer and an owl are different.