Sorry to Let Everyone Down

She— yeah, I love Noah. She brought her friend over, and her friend is like, like, I know this girl that's an actress, like, I know her life. I know her like, like I know, like somebody that you know in high school, right? Like you just see him from time to time. And her friend who she brought to the party is like, she's like, David, I just want to say I'm like a big-time pervert. And I know her look at me like, what? It was so funny. It was so funny. And she said it. She said it so confidently. She's like, I'm a big-time pervert. And it was, it was like, it was, there's no like explanation behind it. She just like said it like Noah and the other girl would completely understand. And Noah looked at me like, why? And I'm like, it's, uh, it's what we call our audience. He goes, why? And I go, uh, I had to tell the girls like, don't say that. Don't say that. Like, we're called the Cucumbers now, by the way, guys. We've changed.