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Yeah, then you could talk to anybody. Then you're like, oh my God, this is incredible. So then I just walked over to Kevin Hart right after that, and I was like— and I had something to say to Kevin Hart. I just watched his special, and I've been telling everybody, I'm like, special's so fucking good. Like, I really liked it. So I walk right up to him, and I was like, I'm gonna tell you about your special. He was like, And he was super Kevin Hart. He was like, he dropped everything he was doing. He dropped his conversation. He turned to me and he pointed and he's like, okay, let's go. Like he wanted to hear about it. So I told him what I liked about it, which was everything, specifics. And that was great. And then I'm fucking boozing and drinking, having a blast. David and I are having a blast. And I am so keyed up that Lori from Shark Tank walks by, just walks by me. And I just go, Lori, I wanna thank you for all your years on Shark Tank. Like that. And everybody laughed. And she was like, you, you're, oh.

December 16, 20256:57Jason
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Ilya6:45
Brother, why were we not at this party?
Jason6:46
Lori from Shark Tank, who's incredible. And so then after I talked to Adam Sandler, I was so fucking high on life. I was like, I couldn't believe that he just gave me—
David6:56
Yeah, then you could talk to anybody.
Jason6:57
Yeah, then you could talk to anybody. Then you're like, oh my God, this is incredible. So then I just walked over to Kevin Hart right after that, and I was like— and I had something to say to Kevin Hart. I just watched his special, and I've been telling everybody, I'm like, special's so fucking good. Like, I really liked it. So I walk right up to him, and I was like, I'm gonna tell you about your…
David7:46
Oh, well, okay, thank you, thank you.
Jason7:48
And then maybe like a couple minutes later she's like, all my years on Shark Tank, you're fu— come on. And then Lori goes into— we talked to Lori for like an hour.
David7:57
Like, Jason's dreaming all this.