Someone Is Using Her Nudes

No one believed it. And then Megan goes, deadass. And he looks at me and I go, yeah, tell her. And he goes, deadass. And Megan goes, what the fuck? And then we leave. Like, you know, obviously that whole thing happens with me saying miserable and whatever. And then we leave. We're in the car and Ilya's like on the phone with Best Buy seeing what stores are open because he's like, what do you want? What do you want? I'm like, well, I like TVs. And he's like trying to see where he can buy like the biggest flat screen. And I'm like, dude, I'm like, you're like thinking too much about it. Like, just go home and surprise me with something random, right? With like something random. Like, I don't care what it is. Like, if you don't tell me what it is, it's a surprise. And you didn't lie on deadass. I'm like, literally go in there, get a sock and pull it out and be like, this is my lucky sock. And so we get back to the house. It's just me and him. I go to lay down because I'm just not feeling well. So I lay down and Ilya comes into my room and he goes, close your eyes. And I go, okay. And he goes, he goes, here's this, I want you to have this. And it's his ring. It's his Cartier ring that he's had for like 2 years. And I'm like, wow, you want me to have that? And he's like, yeah, it was my surprise for you. And he's like, it's my lucky ring. I'm like, I don't think it's your lucky ring. You've only had it for like 2 years.