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Someone Had Sex in David’s Bed
No, but I'm sure you look better than yesterday anyway. All right, so, so Jason's dancing, like being completely extra, like he's, you know, he's being Jason and this guy's on his phone on Instagram stories recording him and I'm like, I'm like, who is that guy? And he's like, oh, he's some fucking YouTuber. And I'm like, oh really? And I'm like, is that why he's acting like that? Is that why he's so like— because he's a— because he's really cocky. And he's like, yeah, he's a fucking prick, dude. Like, complete— like, just he thinks he's so famous and shit. Like, it's so annoying. Like, completely trash-talking Jason. And yeah, and then I whipped out my Instagram stories and I finally recorded him talking shit about Jason.
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It's hard when you get old because sure, even if you do lose weight, it's still a sag session.
Honestly, if you shave that hair off, you'll probably lose 30 pounds. I think that's, I think that's your way of losing the weight.
I'm getting that old man.
No, but I'm sure you look better than yesterday anyway. All right, so, so Jason's dancing, like being completely extra, like he's, you know, he's being Jason and this guy's on his phone on Instagram stories recording him and I'm like, I'm like, who is that guy? And he's like, oh, he's some fucking YouTuber. And I'm like, oh really? And I'm like, is that why he's acting like that? Is that why he's…
Yeah.
Um, and then, and then, um, and then he saw me go up to Jason later and talk to him, and he came up to me, he's like, oh shit, are you fucking friends with him? And I'm like, yeah, I'm friends with him, and he's like, oh, fuck you, dude. And he felt really em…
Change of tune real quick, huh?