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Someone Had Sex in David’s Bed

It's hard when you get old because sure, even if you do lose weight, it's still a sag session.

July 19, 20184:31Jason
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David4:24
I haven't seen the progress yet. But you know how much better it's going to be?
Jason4:27
Look.
David4:27
Oh Jesus, Jason, put it any better. Jason just whipped out two of his tits.
Jason4:31
It's hard when you get old because sure, even if you do lose weight, it's still a sag session.
David4:35
Honestly, if you shave that hair off, you'll probably lose 30 pounds. I think that's, I think that's your way of losing the weight.
Jason4:41
I'm getting that old man.
David4:43
No, but I'm sure you look better than yesterday anyway. All right, so, so Jason's dancing, like being completely extra, like he's, you know, he's being Jason and this guy's on his phone on Instagram stories recording him and I'm like, I'm like, who is that gu…